First things first.. all of here at Wheelchair Sports For Kids hope you had a great Christmas!
We hope that you’re looking forward to a cracking 2019. While on the topic of cracking.. we thought we’d share the 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes we all encountered over Christmas.
Be warned. These are bad. Real bad.
- Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker
- What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neigh-bours
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick
- Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s too far to walk
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis
- What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive? “One day my prints will come!”
- Did Rudolph go to school? No, he was elf-taught
- What lies at the bottom of the sea shivering? A nervous wreck
- Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elfis Presley
What do you reckon.. pretty funny?
Have a great New Year!