The Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes of 2018

First things first.. all of here at Wheelchair Sports For Kids hope you had a great Christmas!

We hope that you’re looking forward to a cracking 2019. While on the topic of cracking.. we thought we’d share the 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes we all encountered over Christmas.

Be warned. These are bad. Real bad.

  1. Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
  2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker
  3. What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neigh-bours
  4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick
  5. Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s too far to walk
  6. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis
  7. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive? “One day my prints will come!”
  8. Did Rudolph go to school? No, he was elf-taught
  9. What lies at the bottom of the sea shivering? A nervous wreck
  10. Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elfis Presley

What do you reckon.. pretty funny?

Have a great New Year!